(121 quotes found)
“The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision.”
Lynn Lavner
“If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in queer to work: "Hello. Can't work today, still queer";”
Robin Tyler
“Homosexuality is god's way of insuring that the truly gifted aren't burdened with children.”
Sam Austin
“I have a homosexual crush on most adolescents.”
Tre Cool
“Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys with M16s going, "Who'd you call a faggot?"”
Jon Stewart
“Homosexuality, is regarded as shameful by barbarians and by those who live under despotic governments just as philosophy is regarded as shameful by them, because it is apparently not in the interest of such rulers to have great ideas engendered in their subjects, or powerful friendships or passionate love-all of which homosexuality is particularly apt to produce."”
Plato
“I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming.”
Dan Castellaneta
“From a religious point of view, if God had thought homosexuality is a sin, he would not have created gay people.”
Howard Dean
“I don't think homosexuality is a choice. Society forces you to think it's a choice, but in fact, it's in one's nature. The choice is whether one expresses one's nature truthfully or spends the rest of one's life lying about it.”
Marlo Thomas
“My cousin is an agoraphobic homosexual, which makes it kind of hard for him to come out of the closet”
Bill Kelly
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