(17 quotes found)
“I am not a Starfleet commander, or T.J. Hooker. I don't live on Starship NCC-170...[some audience members say 'one'], or own a phaser. And I don't know anybody named Bones, Sulu, or Spock. And no, I've never had green alien sex, though I'm sure it would be quite an evening. [Pomp and Circumstance begins playing] I speak English and French, not Klingon! I drink Labatt's, not Romulan ale! And when someone says to me 'Live long and prosper', I seriously mean it when I say, 'Get a life'. My doctor's name is not McCoy, it's Ginsberg. And tribbles were puppets, not real animals. PUPPETS! And when I speak, I never, ever talk like every. Word. Is. Its. Own. Sentence. I live in California, but I was raised in Montreal. And yes, I've gone where no man has gone before, but I was in Mexico and her father gave me permission! My name is William Shatner, and I am Canadian!”
William Shatner
“If I ever woke up with a dead hooker in my hotel room, Matt would be the first person I'd call.”
Ben Affleck
“The only roles I got were of strippers and hookers. I think I'm the only actress to play a stripper on 'Happy Days.'”
Cassandra Peterson
“I don't give a crap if you covered yourself in peanut butter and had a 15 hooker gang bang!”
Leigh Whannell
“It would appear that General Hooker has placed his hindquarters where his headquarters should be." (So said by Lee when he learned that General Hooker, the new Union Commander, had written, in a letter to his soldiers, that "My headquarters will be 'in the saddle.'”
Robert E. Lee
“I've always loved the blues, John Lee Hooker, Janis Joplin, Hendrix.”
Eddie Money
“I am an expert in hookers. I'm an expert in doormats. I'm an expert in victims. They were the best parts. And when I woke up -- sociologically, politically, and creatively -- I could no longer take those parts and look in the mirror.”
Shirley MacLaine
“I think I heard the name Muddy Waters first, then John Lee Hooker.”
Herbie Hancock
“With all the nerves of a grand final, it's a stick to basics game and a guy like (hooker) Tai McIsaac will lead the Breakers in doing what they have to do.”
Julian Huxley
“He's our form hooker. Jerry came off the bench against Romania and has had a good run of form since.”
Eddie O'Sullivan
