(921 quotes found)
“A child of one can be taught not to do certain things such as touch a hot stove, turn on the gas, pull lamps off their tables by their cords, or wake mommy before noon”
Joan Rivers
“I like to be hot, when I`m cold it`s a little harder for me to shake my butt.”
Michael Stipe
“If you can take the hot lead enema, then you can cast the first stone”
Lenny Bruce
“There is a peculiar burning odor in the room, like explosives. the kitchen fills with smoke and the hot, sweet, ashy smell of scorched cookies. The war has begun.”
Alison Lurie
“When I wake up in the morning, I just can't get started until I've had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, I've tried other enemas...”
Emo Philips
“Even if you think the flame has died, there's at least one lyric that'll hit that last hot spot, and then you'll find yourself as fucked as you were the day you lied and said you never wanted to see her again.”
John Mayer
“Hot heads and cold hearts never solved anything”
Billy Graham
“Hot Diamonds is a gorgeous product. I am a huge fan of its versatility.”
Grace Kelly
“Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.”
Benny Hill
“The weather here is gorgeous. It's mild and feels like it's in the eighties. The hot dog vendors got confused because of the weather and thought it was spring, so they accidentally changed the hot dog water in their carts.”
David Letterman
