(1584 quotes found)
“For many years the National Pretend Speed Limit was fifty-five miles per hour (metric equivalent: 378 kilograms per hectare.)”
Dave Barry
“All our sweetest hours fly fastest.”
Virgil
“When firearms go, all goes. We need them every hour.”
George Washington
“Madam, there's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender.”
W. C. Fields
“I used to wake up at 4 A.M. and start sneezing, sometimes for five hours. I tried to find out what sort of allergy I had but finally came to the conclusion that it must be an allergy to consciousness.”
James Thurber
“A man who dares to waste one hour of life has not discovered the value of life”
Charles Darwin
“Neither can the wave that has passed by be recalled, nor the hour which has passed return again.”
Ovid
“A neighbor is a person who can get to your house in less than a minute and takes two hours to go back home.”
O. A. Battista
“Golf is a wonderful exercise. You can stand on your feet for hours, watching somebody else putt.”
Will Rogers
“If we were to do the Second Coming of Christ in color for a full hour, there would be a considerable number of stations which would decline to carry it on the grounds that a Western or a quiz show would be more profitable.”
Edward R. Murrow
