(3315 quotes found)
“maybe humans are just the pet alligators that Gd flushed down the toilet”
Chuck Palahniuk
“The human story does not always unfold like a mathematical calculation on the principle that two and two make four. Sometimes in life they make five or minus three; and sometimes the blackboard topples down in the middle of the sum and leaves the class in disorder and the pedagogue with a black eye.”
Winston Churchill
“Come away, O human child: To the waters and the wild with a fairy, hand in hand, For the world's more full of weeping than you can understand.”
William Butler Yeats
“No human thing is of serious importance”
Plato
“Laughing at ourselves is possible when we are able to see humanity as it is - a little lower than the angels and at times only slightly higher than the apes”
Tom Mullen
“Men become old, but they never become good”
Oscar Wilde
“The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers.”
Dave Barry
“Humanity I love you because when you're hard up you pawn your intelligence to buy a drink”
E. E. Cummings
“Just think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are even stupider!”
George Carlin
“It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion.”
Anatole France
