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“One thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse”
Jack Handy
“It's time for the human race to enter the solar system.”
Dan Quayle
“Flying off the handle sometimes causes hammers and humans to lose their heads, as well as their effectiveness.”
William Arthur Ward
“No doubt Jack the Ripper excused himself on the grounds that it was human nature.”
A. A. Milne
“The earth is the general and equal possession of all humanity and therefore cannot be the property of individuals”
Leo Nikolaevich Tolstoy
“Human nature is so well disposed towards those who are in interesting situations, that a young person, who either marries or dies, is sure of being kindly spoken of.”
Jane Austen
“One of the greatest pains to human nature is the pain of a new idea.”
Walter Bagehot
“The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers.”
Dave Barry
“We owe to the Middle Ages the two worst inventions of humanity - romantic love and gunpowder.”
Andre Maurois
“What do you call love, hate, charity, revenge, humanity, magnanimity, forgiveness? Different results of the one master impulse: the necessity of securing one's self-approval”
Mark Twain
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