(1248 quotes found)
“I want to slap all black people of power that are puppets to the white man.”
nerissa irving
“Pet Peeve: pill bottles that say, "Take one tablet daily by mouth." Where the heck do they THINK I'm gonna put it?”
CJ Heck
“Things hurt me now. My knees hurt, my back hurts.But your head still thinks it's 23.”
George Clooney
“Life is not about posting other peoples quotes ad nausium, but creating your own. So others may share yours ad nausium.”
Eddy Soulz
“If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read "President Can't Swim”
Lyndon B. Johnson
“A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.”
Groucho Marx
“Old age is fifteen years older than I am.”
Oliver Wendell Holmes
“If I say “I am loving it”, it doesn’t mean that it is from McDonald”
Panchatapa Goswami
“They've coupled a homespun, humorous campaign with high-tech resources. You've got to give them credit. They know what they don't want, and they are willing to take the time and effort to organize and oppose it.”
Sean T. Connaughton
“The key to the evening is to see the humor in it. There are so many people trying to go so many different directions, everyone needs to realize there are only so many ways to get there.”
Bobby O'Toole
