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“There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.”
Bill Cosby
“Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.”
Robin Williams
“The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven.”
Mark Twain
“Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.”
Albert Einstein
“Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things”
George Carlin
“Laughter without a tinge of philosophy is but a sneeze of humor. Genuine humor is replete with wisdom.”
“When humor goes, there goes civilization.”
Erma Bombeck
“Humor is reason gone mad.”
Groucho Marx
“A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road.”
Henry Ward Beecher
“Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.”
William James
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