(878 quotes found)
“A sense of humor... is needed armor. Joy in one's heart and some laughter on one's lips is a sign that the person down deep has a pretty good grasp of life.”
Hugh Sidey
“He had the sort of face that makes you realize God does have a sense of humor.”
Bill Bryson
“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
Oscar Wilde
“The secret to humor is surprise.”
Aristotle
“Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.”
Dave Barry
“Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fuck”
George Carlin
“When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.”
Mae West
“Humor is... despair refusing to take itself seriously.”
Arland Ussher
“The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes.”
William Davis
“Humor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood”
Mary Hirsch
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