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“Humor comes from self-confidence.”
Rita Mae Brown
“I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.”
George Carlin
“I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.”
Woody Allen
“Above all things, and at all times, practice yourself in good humor”
Thomas Jefferson
“The three ingredients of a successful union between two . . . humor, commitment & undying love.”
Bill Cosby
“You should stick with what you enjoy, what you find funny -- that's the humor that will be the strongest, and that will transmit itself. Rather then trying to find out what the latest trend is, you should draw what is personally interesting.”
Bill Watterson
“Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.”
“Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully.”
Max Eastman
“One never needs their humor as much a when they argue with a fool.”
Chinese Proverbs
“You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.”