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“Humor has always been important to me. If there is a shield of faith that you can keep up against difficulties, humor is the Teflon coating.”
“Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.”
“I don't like all the deferential humor, I think it detracts. Laugh with it, not at it.”
George A. Romero
“I never have a problem with money until I run out of it.”
“I look forward to the invention of faster-than-light travel. What I'm not looking forward to is the long wait in the dark once I arrive at my destination.”
“If a problem can be solved, there is nothing to worry about. If it can't be solved, well you can always buy chocolate :)”
“I’ve lost a few incredible women along the way, I had to get in tune with the rhythm of Gentle.”
“Time is my Soulmate and Patience is my Mistress.”
“Sound waves satisfies my craves.”
“When people say. " when pigs fly," say. " YAY, I win."
Most likely they will.say. " how."
you reply, "Swine Flu due, it was ALL over Tv."”
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