(1248 quotes found)
“I Have a 10,000-Year-Old Brain and the Boogers of a 7-Year-Old”
Charlie Sheen
“We have a traditional marriage. . . My husband goes out and gets the bacon, and I stay home and burn it.”
Karen Lee
“Grin when you win and others will do the same to you. And it will not rest with either.”
Jaime Contreras
“I learned from her [his mother] that the highest forms of understanding we can achieve are laughter and human compassion.”
Richard Feynman
“He invested in share market and it fell; then he invested in gold market and it too fell; at last he invested in real estate market and people fled from his area.”
Dr Hitesh C Sheth
“My son! How a man of awareness can be attracted to sordid sensual objects, when he has known the divine joy of afternoon siesta, thus spake Astavakra.”
“Don't judge me until you've walked a mile in my shoes, snorted a mile of my coke, drank a vial of my Tigerblood.”
“Well, I finally received an award from The Writer’s Guild. 'To author Bob Miller, whose work reads like a morgue report on Wikipedia.'”
Bobby W. Miller
“Sometimes just by changing a couple of words in a paragraph about someone blowing their brains out can give the reader a chuckle and make it all worthwhile.”
“We have the best government that money can buy.”
Mark Twain
