(1249 quotes found)
“As lion rarely goes for a hunt and rest throughout the day, so is a man of awareness who has developed leonine qualities as a result of his spiritual disciplines, thus spake Astavakra.”
Dr Hitesh C Sheth
“Question:How does a Mexican, who does not know English, calls his Chinese friend named Sue? Answer: Souvenir or Sue-Venir Explanation: Venir in Spanish means "to come or come"”
Jasson J. Hidalgo
“Don't judge me until you've walked a mile in my shoes, snorted a mile of my coke, drank a vial of my Tigerblood.”
Charlie Sheen
“Duh, Winning!”
“Dr. Bayer provided a little humor in his presentation and made the whole crowd laugh out loud.”
Kristen Dougherty
“The Paretos’s principle states that the eighty percent of the teenagers keep an extra tab open in their computers/laptops in case their parents come in their room, the twenty percent of parents too do the same thing.”
“Her sense of humor was remarkable, her comedic timing, her body language, all of it. She had this way of making situations, even if they're bad, really funny.”
Sarah Graham
“Some studies have shown that the social networking sites generate highest traffic during office hours on weekdays; on weekends people take rest.”
“Jesus turned water into wine. I just put a stick in a non-stick pan. Your move Jesus.”
Female Imagination
“Your bad day is a direct result of your unwillingness to admit otherwise.”
Beth Rice Curtis
