(1254 quotes found)
“I think the humor in the Senate acts as a bit of a safety valve.”
Sen. Scott McCoy
“The car laid enough rubber to build a playground on.”
Kris Huen
“Beer Man is a classic, ... He's got such a great sense of humor.”
Dave Stockton
“I'm right below above average intelligence.”
“He is just a gem of a guy. A fabulous sense of humor.”
Bruce Hensley
“I have one speed. I have one gear. Go.”
Charlie Sheen
“I'm tired of pretending I'm not a total bitchin' rock star from Mars, and people can't figure me out; they can't process me. I don't expect them to. You can't process me with a normal brain.”
“You ever lick butter off your finger and then realize it was soap? Me neither”
“And, she brings a wonderful sense of humor. The one regret I have is that I won't be working with her.”
Marge Weil
“I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body”
