(1248 quotes found)
“Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things”
George Carlin
“When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.”
Mae West
“Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.”
Mark Twain
“There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.”
Bill Cosby
“Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.”
William James
“I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?'”
Jerry Seinfield
“It is a curious fact that people are never so trivial as when they take themselves seriously.”
Oscar Wilde
“The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.”
“Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit.”
Aristotle
“A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road.”
Henry Ward Beecher
