(1254 quotes found)
“Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fuck”
George Carlin
“The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven.”
Mark Twain
“Good humor is the health of the soul, sadness its poison”
Lord Chesterfield
“Humor is reason gone mad.”
Groucho Marx
“If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor.”
Jennifer Jones
“The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.”
Franklin P. Jones
“You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.”
Bill Cosby
“He had the sort of face that makes you realize God does have a sense of humor.”
Bill Bryson
“When humor goes, there goes civilization.”
Erma Bombeck
“Humor comes from self-confidence.”
Rita Mae Brown
