(58 quotes found)
“Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them.”
Simon Wiesenthal
“I have a humour, / I would not willingly be gulled.”
Ben Jonson
“You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither”
Drew Carey
“Without depression and anxiety, I would not be who I am; a person who can see beauty and humour in the smallest and least likely of things; appreciating others kindness tenfold. When the black clouds of despair descend and life seems pointless I try to remember that one day in the future, perhaps this very day, a gentle breeze will blow the clouds away and allow the sunshine in. When that happens the world is a new and magical place and I wish to live forever.”
Irene Grodecki
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.”
Albert Einstein
“If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.”
George Bernard Shaw
“Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.”
William James
“Here I am, just an actress with nothing to say and crowds of people turn up to see me. Yet here is Einstein and the only person who turns up for him is myself.”
“An empty stomach is not a good political advisor.”
“Oh, I get it, ... Canadian humour. I remember one night years ago, Ed Sprague and I went to a Yuk-Yuk's. The comedian starts out: 'So this guy from Saskatchewan and Manitoba walk into a bar ... We had zero points of reference.”
John Olerud
