(58 quotes found)
“At times I am Harold, and at other times Maude. I fear I may become romantically involved with myself”
Christopher Molineux
“What would politics be without its own particular peculiar sense of humour, even if it is not quite funny, ha ha.”
Lino Spiteri
“Success takes more than a stroke of brilliance, it also requires brilliant stroking”
“When in doubt, whether to go with your heart or your mind, go with neither. Go with your ass!”
Prabhudoss Samuel
“Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.”
Ogden Nash
“It always rains the hardest right where I'm standing!”
Ian MacDonald
“I usually try to quote myself, but my editor ends up correcting my punctuation.”
Greg Gazin
“It's a good thing I remembered, because otherwise I would have forgotten.”
Astraea L. Skylar
“Why do such lies spew from thy mouth?”
“Yeah who hast no sense of humour hast an old soul”
Willem Andries Stefanus Gouws
