(564 quotes found)
“There isn't a wife in the world who has not taken the exact measure of her husband, weighed him and settled him in her own mind, and knows him as well as if she had ordered him after designs and specifications of her own.”
Charles Dudley Warner
“American women expect to find in their husbands a perfection that English women only hope to find in their butlers”
William Somerset Maugham
“My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping.”
Rita Rudner
“The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open”
Groucho Marx
“The husband and wife are one, and that one is the husband.”
William Blackstone
“The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.”
Voltaire
“Plain women are always jealous of their husbands. Beautiful women never are. They are always so occupied with being jealous of other women's husbands.”
Oscar Wilde
“Get thee a good husband and use him as he uses thee”
William Shakespeare
“All that a husband or wife really wants is to be pitied a little, praised a little, and appreciated a little”
Oliver Goldsmith
“I'm not the one who was elected." Although she disagreed with her husband on a lot of issues," she emphasized, "I would never do anything to undermine my husband's point of view.”
Laura Bush