(564 quotes found)
“No, I don't understand my husband's theory of relativity, but I know my husband, and I know he can be trusted.”
Elsa Einstein
“A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.”
Helen Rowland
“If the wife sins, the husband is not innocent.”
Italian Proverb
“I know my limitations, and I don't like politics. I was only involved because of my husband.”
Corazon Aquino
“Who persuaded you to cut off the nose of your wife's lover? Wretched husband, that was not the part which outraged you! Fool, what have you done? Your wife has lost nothing by the operation”
Marcus Aurelius
“It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that it is more difficult to be witty every day than to produce the occasional bon mot”
Honore de Balzac
“Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended.”
Cher
“The amount of women in London who flirt with their own husbands is perfectly scandalous. It looks so bad. It is simply washing one's clean linen in public.”
Oscar Wilde
“A lover may be a shadowy creature, but husbands are made of flesh and blood”
Amy Levy
“Husband and wife come to look alike at last”
Oliver Wendell Holmes