(564 quotes found)
“Hillary [Clinton] and Nancy [Reagan] have a lot in common -- they're both smarter than their husbands and both consulted the stars for guidance, Nancy with astrology and Hillary with Barbra Streisand.”
Bill Maher
“A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.”
Ogden Nash
“How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?”
Zsa Zsa Gabor
“Lady Nancy Astor: Winston, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea.Churchill: Nancy, if I were your husband, I'd drink it.”
Winston Churchill
“My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.”
Rita Rudner
“Maids want nothing but husbands, and when they have them, they want everything.”
William Shakespeare
“Our children are not going to be just "our children"-they are going to be other people's husbands and wives and the parents of our grandchildren.”
Dr. Mary S. Calderone
“American husbands are the best in the world; no other husbands are so generous to their wives, or can be so easily divorced”
Elinor Glyn
“Husbands, love your wives, even as Christ also loved the church, and gave himself for it; / That he might sanctify and cleanse it with the washing of water by the word, / That he might present it to himself a glorious church, not having spot, or wrinkle, or any such thing; but that it should be holy and without blemish.”
Bible
“Whenever I fail as a father or husband... a toy and a diamond always works.”
Shahrukh Khan
