(118 quotes found)
“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”
George Carlin
“He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher...or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.”
Douglas Adams
“There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.”
Scott Adams
“It's relaxing to go out with my ex-wife because she already knows I'm an idiot.”
Warren Thomas
“The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.”
Dave Barry
“April comes like an idiot, babbling and stewing flowers.”
Edna St. Vincent Millay
“Show me a good loser and I'll show you an idiot.”
Leo Durocher
“The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, HE was a genius.”
Sid Caesar
“What is grand is necessarily obscure to weak men. That which can be made explicit to the idiot is not worth my care.”
William Blake
“I resent performing for frisking idiots who don't know anything.”
John Lennon
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