(148 quotes found)
“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”
George Carlin
“The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.”
Dave Barry
“He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher...or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.”
Douglas Adams
“Cluelessness - There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots.”
Larry Kersten
“It's relaxing to go out with my ex-wife because she already knows I'm an idiot.”
Warren Thomas
“There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.”
Scott Adams
“Life is a tale told by an idiot -- full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.”
William Shakespeare
“What is grand is necessarily obscure to weak men. That which can be made explicit to the idiot is not worth my care.”
William Blake
“Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself”
Mark Twain
“To generalize is to be an idiot.”
