(148 quotes found)
“USER, n.: The word computer professionals use when they mean 'idiot.'”
Dave Barry
“Embryos and idiots, eremites and friars / White, black, and grey, with all their trumpery.”
John Milton
“The portrait of a blinking idiot.”
William Shakespeare
“Just because the person who criticizes you is an idiot doesn't make him wrong.”
Roger Rosenblatt
“Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant "idiot".”
Terry Pratchett
“We are just "the idiots" this year.”
Johnny Damon
“Overall, drug addicts are idiots.”
Dr. Gregory House
“I'm a f*****g idiot.”
Green Day
“Galileo was no idiot. Only an idiot could believe that science requires martyrdom - that may be necessary in religion, but in time a scientific result will establish itself.”
David Hilbert
“Frankly, I don't want to see a rapid upturn. I want it to hold until some of these idiotic competitors go bust.”
Ovid