(416 quotes found)
“When the chairman introduced the guest speaker as a former illegal alien, I got up from my chair and yelled, "What's the matter, no jobs on Mars?" When no one laughed, I was real embarrassed. I don't think people should make you feel that way.”
Jack Handy
“When the President does it, that means that it's not illegal.”
Richard M. Nixon
“If it's illegal to rock and roll, throw my ass in jail!”
Kurt Cobain
“All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening”
Alexander Woollcott
“The illegal we do immediately. The unconstitutional takes a little longer.”
Henry Kissinger
“This is so nice, it must be illegal.”
Fats Waller
“You know he[George W. Bush] is there[in the White House] illegally. You know he was not elected either by the popular vote or by the vote in Florida.”
Michael Moore
“If government were a product, selling it would be illegal.”
P. J. O'Rourke
“The union put this entire thing into motion. Whenever you engage in an illegal strike ... they have to understand that there are certain people that it's going to affect their safety, namely firefighters. These people have to get to work.”
Christopher McGrath
“I'm surprised it's illegal,”
Bode Miller
