(8 quotes found)
“I'm right below above average intelligence.”
Kris Huen
“I'm so old old that when God said let there be light I was like "Well that's better"”
“Behind every unsuccessful man was a woman telling him to get a real job.”
“If your old enough to say something is hip, you could fall and break one.”
“When I walk into a room I'm the only one who can hear the theme music.”
“I'm not blocking the fire exit, I'm first in line.”
“When you pray for someone, are you basing it's success on how well you prayed or on God's power in the prayer? Faith is believing that Jesus' word is true no matter what you think your short comings are.”
“I'm right above below average intelligence.”
