(261 quotes found)
“Don't introduce me to that man! I want to go on hating him, and I can't hate a man whom I know.”
Charles Lamb
“When the chairman introduced the guest speaker as a former illegal alien, I got up from my chair and yelled, "What's the matter, no jobs on Mars?" When no one laughed, I was real embarrassed. I don't think people should make you feel that way.”
Jack Handy
“White lies always introduce others of a darker complexion”
William Paley
“The camera introduces us to unconscious optics as does psychoanalysis to unconscious impulses.”
Walter Benjamin
“In our track record over the last few years, we've only had one product that we've introduced that hasn't met our expectations in its first quarter of sales, and that is our G4 cube, ... If we haven't hit it right on the market with the G4 cube, well, we're just going to keep working on it until we do.”
Steve Jobs
“A criminal trial is like a Russian novel: it starts with exasperating slowness as the characters are introduced to a jury, then there are complications in the form of minor witnesses, the protagonist finally appears and contradictions arise to produce drama, and finally as both jury and spectators grow weary and confused the pace quickens, reaching its climax in passionate, final argument.”
Clifford Irving
“To introduce something altogether new would mean to begin all over, to become ignorant again, and to run the old, old risk of failing to learn.”
Isaac Asimov
“When you introduce a moral lesson, let it be brief.”
Horace
“I'm not saying we purposely introduced bugs or anything, but this is kind of a natural result of any complexities of software... that you can't fully test it.”
Will Wright
“introduces the audience to what we're going to do.”
Toxic Audio
