(347 quotes found)
“If you get invited to your first orgy, don't just show up nude. That's a common mistake. You have to let nudity "happen."”
Jack Handy
“If he invited you out, he's got to pay.”
Beyonce Knowles
“You're invited to tons of parties, and you'll wear these shoes and that dress, and it can be enticing, but I think it also sucks you dry. If you do it a little, sure, it's fun, but too much and you start to lose your footing.”
Maggie Gyllenhaal
“There is no calamity which a great nation can invite which equals that which follows a supine submission to wrong and injustice”
Grover Cleveland
“I had a team where nobody could run it in six minutes and we won the NIT [National Invitation Tournament of New York].”
Abe Lemons
“Although I wasn't invited to shake hands with Hitler, I wasn't invited to the White House to shake hands with the President either.”
Jesse Owens
“Better late than before anybody has invited you.”
Ambrose Bierce
“To go as fast as a friar that is invited to dinner”
Proverb
“I just consider myself a piece of the puzzle and I'm lucky enough to be asked or invited to the party, if you will. I hope I can bring some laughs and grimaces to the fans.”
Adam Baldwin
“I'm honored that you invited me, especially when for $10,000 and a new convertible you could have had the top running-back prospect at SMU.”
Tom Brokaw
