(282 quotes found)
“Really great people make you feel that you, too, can become great.”
Mark Twain
“I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.”
Jack Handy
“What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you want to get drunk?”
“Take me out to the ball game Take me out with the crowd Buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jacks I don't care if I never come back We will root, root root for the home team If they don't win it's a shame For it's one, two, three strikes you're out At th”
Jack Norworth
“I'm not Jack Nicholson. I'm not Brando. But I do mumble.”
Benicio Del Toro
“My young son asked me what happens after we die. I told him we get buried under a bunch of dirt and worms eat our bodies. I guess I should have told him the truth - that most of us go to Hell and burn eternally - but I didn't want to upset him.”
“Jack-This makes me feel like a man. Will-Yeah. Jack- No, seriously, I'm going to need a man after we're done.”
Will & Grace
“If Jack Kerouac had set out to find a real bookstore in the suburbs, he would still be on the road, Phileas Fogg would still be in the air, the Ancient Mariner wouldn't have had time to tell anyone his story.”
Michael Winerip
“If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them.”
“Nobody ever heard Jack Nicklaus say "I don't know" about anything. ”
Johnny Miller
