(282 quotes found)
“I looked over at Weir and said, 'Can I say something to him?' But that's Jack Nicklaus. I can't needle that guy, ... It got so bad that Tom Watson finally stuck up for me, because he knew I wasn't going to say anything.”
Kenny Perry
“If you can dream it, you can do it.”
Walt Disney
“The next time I have meat and mashed potatoes, I think I'll put a very large blob of potatoes on my plate with just a little piece of meat. And if someone asks me why I didn't get more meat, I'll just say, "Oh, you mean this?" and pull out a big piece of meat from inside the blob of potatoes, where I've hidden it. Good magic trick, huh?”
Jack Handy
“The public is entitled to know whether or not I am married to Jack The Ripper”
Geraldine A. Ferraro
“Then Lee Trevino and Jack Nicklaus come in. I'll caddie for Jack.”
Chi Chi Rodriguez
“Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you're drunk.”
“If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."”
“We finally found the toy in the bottom of the Cracker Jack box. That was it.”
Tony Stewart
“Jack the Ripper is caught. We have done it together.”
Patricia Cornwell
“Senator, I served with Jack Kennedy, I knew Jack Kennedy. Jack Kennedy was a friend of mine. Senator, you're no Jack Kennedy.”
Lloyd Bentsen
