(282 quotes found)
“All our dreams can come true...if we have the courage to pursue them.”
Walt Disney
“If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror, because I bet that's what REALLY throws you into a panic.”
Jack Handy
“When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges.”
“If God dwells inside us like some people say, I sure hope He likes enchiladas, because that's what He's getting”
“Emeralds! Aren't they divine? jack gave them to me to shut up about Women's Lib.”
William Hamilton
“A jack of both sides, is before long, trusted by nobody, and abused by both parties.”
Proverb
“I can't see what Jack Warner can do with an Oscar - it can't say yes.”
Al Jolson
“To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.”
Ralph Waldo Emerson
“You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who make people happy, but inside he's real sad. Also, he has severe diarrhea.”
“With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60.”
Jack Nicholson
