(282 quotes found)
“It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.”
Jack Handy
“Grace-[to Jack] Today I'm handing out lollipops and ass-whoopins and right now, I'm all out of lollipops.”
Will & Grace
“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”
Jack Handey
“The jack-of-all-trades seldom is good at any. Concentrate all of your efforts on one definite chief aim.”
Napoleon Hill
“How long have you known me, Jack? And you 'still' can't spell my name.”
Yogi Berra
“The world is grown so bad, that wrens make prey where eagles dare not perch.Since every Jack became a gentleman,There's many a gentle person made a Jack.”
William Shakespeare
“I just received the following wire from my generous Daddy - "Dear Jack, Don't buy a single vote more than is necessary. I'll be damned if I'm going to pay for a landslide."”
John Fitzgerald Kennedy
“When Lee and Jack win, it is good for golf. When I win, it is better.”
Chi Chi Rodriguez
“Everything you can imagine is real.”
Pablo Picasso
“There is no female Mozart because there is no female Jack the Ripper.”
Camille Paglia
