(198 quotes found)
“Names are not always what they seem. The common Welsh name BZJXXLLWCP is pronounced Jackson.”
Mark Twain
“Michael Jackson was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. It caused quite a controversy, because his nose isn't eligible for another fifteen years.”
Conan O'Brien
“It is to be regretted that the rich and powerful too often bend the acts of government to their own selfish purposes.”
Andrew Jackson
“This is an all-out vindication for Michael Jackson and his supporters.”
Dan Abrams
“Beethoven and Beatles, Mozart and Michael Jackson, Paganini and Prince - I like them all.”
Vanessa Mae
“I'm in show business, ... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson.”
Chris Rock
“You want to see the boy next door?...(then) don't go see Michael Jackson, because he ain't the boy next door.”
Sammy Davis Jr.
“It's either because of the number of times the scholar puts the boot into Peter Jackson [the director of The Lord of the Rings films] or is making a point they have never heard of.”
Terry Pratchett
“Great things happen in small places. Jesus was born in Bethlehem. Jesse Jackson was born in Greenville.”
Jesse Jackson
“Got a light skinned friend, look like Michael Jackson,Got a dark skinned friend, look like Michael Jackson.”
Kanye West
