(142 quotes found)
“I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?'”
Jerry Seinfield
“There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, "I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked."”
Jerry Seinfeld
“My daughter made me a Jerry Springer-watching kit, with crackers, Cheez Whiz, polyester stretch pants and a T-shirt with two fat women fighting over a skinny guy.”
Roseanne Barr
“German reunification: I view this in much the same way I view a possible Dean Martin - Jerry Lewis reconciliation: I never really enjoyed their work, and I'm not sure I need to see any of their new stuff”
Dennis Miller
“Yesterday Jerry Springer bowed out of the Ohio Senate race. He said, 'If I can't run the most embarrassing campaign in America, then I'm out of here.'”
Craig Kilborn
“It is like what (Oakland Mayor) Jerry Brown said, 'You can't go this far with mayors,' ... It is like telling us to get out of town.”
Allen Settle
“I met Coach (Jerry) Kill the first week he was here. He fit the mold of Southern Illinois, but he was coming into a tough situation with the football team. So, I thought this would be a way to help him with the football program.”
Brent Gentry
“There's not this pressure on them of seeing Larry Bird or Isiah Thomas or Jerry West circle the court like was the case last year. The impact they're going to have is now going to be in the college game.”
Bob Gibbons
“When I first got to the Raiders, I was like, 'Wow! This is Jerry Rice.' And he came to shake my hand. It just shows what type of person he is. He's down to earth -- a great person and a great player.”
Alvis Whitted
“Jerry and I have always believed in the power of prayer.”
Carol Gomez
