(191 quotes found)
“Jews and papists are ungodly wretches; they are two stockings made of one piece of cloth”
Martin Luther
“What have I in common with Jews? I have hardly anything in common with myself”
Franz Kafka
“If Jesus was a Jew, how come he has a Mexican first name?”
Billy Connolly
“Hi, Mrs. Collier. I'm a Jew now. How are you? [Charlotte]”
Sex and the City
“It is extremely difficult for a Jew to be converted, for how can he bring himself to believe in the divinity of - another Jew?”
Heinrich Heine
“Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies.”
Milton Berle
“My mom's a Catholic, and my dad's a Jew, and they didn't want anything to do with anything.”
Isabelle Huppert
“I'm not really a Jew; just Jew-ish, not the whole hog.”
Jonathan Miller
“If we had a girl, my wife wanted to call her "Sue" -- a lovely name, but which for Jews is generally a verb...”
Dennis Wolfberg
“To be a Jew is a destiny”
Vicki Baum
