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“When the spotless ermine of the judicial robe fell on John Jay, it touched nothing less spotless than itself”
Daniel Webster
“If John Kerry had a dollar for every time he bragged about serving in Vietnam Ð oh wait, he does.”
Ann Coulter
“Rod Stewart, Eiton John and I were going to form a band called Hair, Nose and Teeth after the three of us. But it hasn't happened because none of us can agree on the order of the words!”
Freddie Mercury
“When people get cynical about love, they should look at us [Yoko and John Lennon] and see it is possible”
Yoko Ono
“John Kerry announced that he and his wife are leaving on a week-long vacation. He's going to take her back to the place where he first proposed to her — at her bank.”
Jay Leno
“John Kerry was the big winner in Iowa. Ted Kennedy introduced Kerry as the 'comeback kid.' That used to be Bill Clinton's name - because every time he would come back to a city, he would find out if he had a kid or not.”
“The White House began airing their TV commercials to re-elect the president, and the John Kerry campaign is condemning his use of 9/11 in the ads. He said it is unconscionable to use the tragic memory of a war in order to get elected unless, of course, it's the Vietnam War.”
“John Kerry met with Al Sharpton. Can you see the two of them standing together? It'd look like Abe Lincoln with Ruben from American Idol.”
“Yesterday Senator John Kerry changed his mind and now supports the ban on gay marriages. I'm telling you this guy has more positions than Paris Hilton.”
David Letterman
“Haters wanna stop my lute,they don't want me wearing Sean John, they want me wearing lawn suits.”
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