(470 quotes found)
“A conference is just an admission that you want somebody to join you in your troubles.”
Will Rogers
“A wise neuter joins with neither, but uses both as his honest interest leads him”
William Penn
“Drive slow and enjoy the scenery -- drive fast and join the scenery.”
Doug Horton
“We changed with the times, so we can't blame the children for just joining the times without even having to change.”
“There are a lot of Navy and Coast Guard reservists ready to join. Right now, they are forbidden to come in. It's crazy not to take advantage of them.”
Clifford Jordan
“We were walking in the funeral procession when a strange person joined the crowd. Suddenly, there was a strong sound and we were turned upside down . ... I saw many legs and hands flying all over the place.”
Amer Khazim
“Joining Real Madrid is a dream come true.”
David Beckham
“When the reviews are bad I tell my staff that they can join me as I cry all the way to the bank”
Liberace
“Rao Iftikhar has joined the squad and is in line to be considered for the match.”
Asad Mustafa
“Never join with your friend when he abuses his horse or his wife, unless the one is to be sold and the other to be buried.”
Charles Caleb Colton
