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“You could read Kant by yourself, if you wanted; but you must share a joke with some one else”
Robert Louis Stevenson
“They relate kind of in our own heads, ... They're always like nostalgia or inside jokes. They have a connection to us, but the connection isn't always obvious. As we're making the songs, somehow along the process, they tie back to our brain, and they read simply like the Bible or 'Aesop's Fables' to us.”
Pete Wentz
“To be a successful father there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years”
Ernest Hemingway
“His House colleagues still call him "Jackie One Note"-joking that if you ask him how to solve the problem of teenage pregnancy, he'll tell you to cut taxes.”
Maureen Dowd
“My way of joking is telling the truth; that is the funniest joke in the world”
George Bernard Shaw
“For every ten jokes, thou hast got a hundred enemies”
Laurence Sterne
“People joked that Forster became more renowned with every book he did not write.”
Paul Gray
“A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.”
Robert Frost
“Mark Twain and I are in the same position. We have put things in such a way as to make people, who would otherwise hang us, believe that we are joking.”
“A joke without a point, inane and bald, itself a joke on joking may be called”
Menander of Athens
