(676 quotes found)
“Anyone heard any good monopolist jokes lately?”
Scott McNealy
“Anyone can make people laugh with a good joke but a truly funny person will make you laugh telling a bad one.”
Daniel Graves
“Great Salt Lake is an ironical joke of nature - water that is itself more desert than a desert.”
Dale Morgan
“It's hard, you know, when someone has been with you every day of your life. He's always picking and joking, always had a smile, always pulling a fast one on you. I'm going to miss that. He never left unless he told me he loved me.”
Cathy Tatum
“The joke was that we were retiring at the end of every year.”
Bob Herman
“Question:How does a Mexican, who does not know English, calls his Chinese friend named Sue? Answer: Souvenir or Sue-Venir Explanation: Venir in Spanish means "to come or come"”
Jasson J. Hidalgo
“There is way more pressure than other roles where I got to do jokes and leave, ... It's a lot harder. You have to move the story along.”
Artie Lange
“I'm not fat, I'm just full of humor - Dzanar Abbas-Zade”
Dzanar Abbas-Zade
“They arn't laughing to a lame joke.. Their IMAGNATION is greater than yours..”
ranil Jayakody
