(676 quotes found)
“Every time a woman makes herself laugh at her husband's often-told jokes she betrays him. The man who looks at his woman and says ''What would I do without you?'' is already destroyed.”
Germaine Greer
“Truly, I'm not joking when I thank my lucky stars for the awful operation I had, since it has made me young again and philosophical which means that I don't want to fritter away the new lease on life I've been given.”
Henri Matisse
“I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke.”
Spike Milligan
“I'm sure everyone in this room has been told a joke about that subject. I have many times and I've laughed, even though they are horrifying and shocking. . . . I think there's no boundary at all, whether it's that subject or another.”
Billy Connolly
“Times change. The farmer's daughter now tells jokes about the traveling salesman.”
Carey Williams
“I'd always be the kid up singing and dancing and telling jokes and fooling around, and high energy. I must have been a nightmare for my parents.”
Dominic Monaghan
“A symphony is no joke.”
Johannes Brahms
“I am a product. . . . I'm a comedian. I'm not curing cancer. In the end, I tell jokes. I make people laugh. I make sense out of ridiculous situations, but in the end, it's all about laughter. It's all about your cheek hurting, your stomach hurting.”
Carlos Mencia
“U.S. soldiers, with whom I now have more than a passing acquaintance, joke that they track my movements in order to know where they will be deployed next.”
Christiane Amanpour
“Enjoy your popcorn and enjoy the jokes. It's just a movie, so have fun!”
Martin Lawrence
