(676 quotes found)
“I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde.”
Dolly Parton
“A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes.”
Ludwig Wittgenstein
“The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.”
David Ogilvy
“Our subconscious minds have no sense of humor, play no jokes and cannot tell the difference between reality and an imagined thought or image. What we continually think about eventually will manifest in our lives.”
Robert Collier
“Be not affronted at a joke. If one throw salt at thee, thou wilt receive no harm, unless thou art raw.”
Oliver Goldsmith
“The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know, some of these jokes just write themselves.”
David Letterman
“People make jokes about my bosoms, why don't they look underneath the breasts at the heart? It's obvious I've got big ones and if people want to assume they're not mine, then let them.”
“The crisis of today is the joke of tomorrow.”
H. G. Wells
“If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.”
Bob Edwards
“Family jokes, through rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive”
Stella Benson
