(3 quotes found)
“In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One.”
Yakov Smirnoff
“The British Secret Service was staffed at one point almost entirely by alcoholic homosexuals working for the KGB.”
Clive James
“If you get questioned by the KGB for speeding, tell the agent your spouse has diarrhea.”
Lorine Bfosteninnikov
