(948 quotes found)
“We kick ass now. We've seen a million faces and we rocked them all.”
Tre Cool
“Standing ovations have become far too commonplace. What we need are ovations where the audience members all punch and kick one another.”
George Carlin
“If you want to gather honey, don't kick over the beehive.”
Dale Carnegie
“If some sissy chick tried to kick my ass I would say hey, missy, go knit me a sweater before I slap you in the face!”
Eric Cartman
“As a matter of fact student riots of one sort or another, protests against the order that is, kicks against college and university management indicate a healthy growth and a normal functioning of the academic mind.”
William Allen White
“Any jackass can kick down a barn, but it takes a good carpenter to build one”
Sam Rayburn
“On learning to swim: I'm too big to have some woman hold my stomach and say 'Now kick your feet.'”
Will Smith
“I get a kick out of being an outsider constantly. It allows me to be creative. I don't like anything in the mainstream and they don't like me.”
Bill Hicks
“Even a dog knows the difference between being stumbled over and being kicked”
American Proverb
“There is nothing so aggravating as a fresh boy who is too old to ignore and too young to kick”
Kin Hubbard
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