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“I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.”
Yogi Berra
“Telling lies and showing off to get attention are mistakes I made that I don't want my kids to make.”
Jane Fonda
“Have you any idea how many kids it takes to turn off one light in the kitchen? Three. It takes one to say, "What light?" and two more to say, "I didn't turn it on."”
Erma Bombeck
“Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.”
Bob Hope
“The thing about kids is that they express emotion. They don't hold back. If they want to cry, they cry, and if they are in a good mood, they're in a good mood.”
Eddie Murphy
“I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.”
“You become about as exciting as your food blender. The kids come in, look you in the eye, and ask if anybody's home.”
“Let children read whatever they want and then talk about it with them. If parents and kids can talk together, we won't have as much censorship because we won't have as much fear.”
Judy Blume
“Here's looking at you,kid.”
Humphrey Bogart
“The reason why kids are crazy is because nobody can face the responsibility of bringing them up.”
John Lennon
