(17856 quotes found)
“I'm dead serious, ... Some of these (children) don't learn. You have got to teach them a lesson, and this is coming from a criminal defense lawyer.”
Oscar Goodman
“Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas”
Paula Poundstone
“Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework”
Bill Cosby
“My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.”
Erma Bombeck
“All kids need is a little help, a little hope and somebody who believes in them.”
Magic Johnson
“Good kids are like sunsets. We take them for granted. Every evening they disappear. Most parents never imagine how hard they try to please us, and how miserable they feel when they think they have failed.”
“I'm convinced there is an incredible advantage for kids who are raised in a home where they can be totally confident that Mom and Dad love each other”
Jay Kesler
“When kids hit 1 year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.'”
Johnny Depp
“When you put faith, hope and love together, you can raise positive kids in a negative world.”
Zig Ziglar
“I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.”
Bernard Manning
