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“My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.”
Erma Bombeck
“Have you any idea how many kids it takes to turn off one light in the kitchen? Three. It takes one to say, "What light?" and two more to say, "I didn't turn it on."”
“I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.”
Yogi Berra
“The reason why kids are crazy is because nobody can face the responsibility of bringing them up.”
John Lennon
“All kids need is a little help, a little hope and somebody who believes in them.”
Magic Johnson
“Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is like another nail.”
Dan Castellaneta
“Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework”
Bill Cosby
“Telling lies and showing off to get attention are mistakes I made that I don't want my kids to make.”
Jane Fonda
“Nobody's cool, if you've got kids.”
Neil Gaiman
“Treat your kid like a darling for the first five years. For the next five years, scold them. By the time they turn sixteen, treat them like a friend. Your grown up children are your best friends.”
Chanakya
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