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“Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is like another nail.”
Dan Castellaneta
“If kids come to us [educators / teachers] from strong, healthy functioning families, it makes our job easier. If they do not come to us from strong, healthy, functioning families, it makes our job more important.”
Barbara Colorose
“The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any.”
Fred Astaire
“Kids, kids. I'm not going to die. That only happens to bad people.”
“On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.”
Rodney Dangerfield
“Kids, kids. As far as Daddy's concerned, you're both potential murderers.”
“Giving kids clothes and food is one thing but it's much more important to teach them that other people besides themselves are important, and that the best thing they can do with their lives is to use them in the service of other people.”
Dolores Huerta
“Love one person, take care of them until you die. You know, raise kids. Have a good life. Be a good friend. And try to be completely who you are. And figure out what you personally love. And like go after it with everything you've got no matter how much it takes.”
Angelina Jolie
“What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts.”
“Computer games don't affect kids, I mean if Pac Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive music”
Gareth Owen
