(991 quotes found)
“I am the lizard king. I can do anything.”
Jim Morrison
“Being happy is better than being king”
African Proverb
“O God! I could be bounded in a nutshell, and count myself king of infinite space, were it not that I have bad dreams”
William Shakespeare
“The soldiers fight, and the kings are heroes”
Yiddish Proverb
“The serpent, the king, the tiger, the stinging wasp, the small child, the dog owned by other people, and the fool: these seven ought not to be awakened from sleep.”
Chanakya
“A man may fish with the worm that hath eat of a king, and eat of the fish that hath fed of that worm.”
“''Write that down,'' the King said to the jury, and the jury eagerly wrote down all three dates on their slates, and then added them up, and reduced the answer to shillings and pence.”
Lewis Carroll
“Bob Dole revealed he is one of the test subjects for Viagra. He said on Larry King, 'I wish I had bought stock in it.' Only a Republican would think the best part of Viagra is the fact that you could make money off of it.”
Jay Leno
“The play's the thing Wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king”
“Sure, the lion is king of the junglebut airdrop him into Antarctica,& he's just a penguin's bitch”
Dennis Miller
