(437 quotes found)
“I wish I could drink like a lady / I can take one or two at the most / Three and I'm under the table / Four and I'm under the host”
Dorothy Parker
“Teach not thy lip such scorn, for it was made For kissing, lady, not for such contempt.”
William Shakespeare
“I am no longer married, so ladies... there you go.”
Tre Cool
“The lady doth protest too much, me thinks”
“Sigh no more, ladies, sigh no more, Men were deceivers ever, One foot in sea and one on shore, To one thing constant never”
“If all the young ladies who attended the Yale promenade dance were laid end to end, no one would be the least surprised.”
“O lady, why are you gazing downward? Has something of yours fallen on the ground? (She replies) O fool, can you not understand the pearl of my youth has slipped away?”
Chanakya
“A lady is one who never shows her underwear unintentionally”
Lillian Day
“B is for Breasts Of which ladies have two; Once prized for the function, Now for the view”
Robert Paul Smith
“I can speak for every guy in this room here tonight. Guys, if you could blow yourselves, ladies, you'd be in this room alone right now. Watching an empty stage.”
Bill Hicks
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