(3211 quotes found)
“Buy land, they're not making it anymore”
Mark Twain
“If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?”
Stephen Wright
“Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars.”
Brian Littrell
“Nothing is more destructive of respect for the government and the law of the land than passing laws which cannot be enforced.”
Albert Einstein
“If I ever opened a trampoline store, I don't think I'd call it Trampo-Land, because you might think it was a store for tramps, which is not the impression we are trying to convey with our store. On the other hand, we would not prohibit tramps from browsing, or testing the trampolines, unless a tramp's gyrations seemed to be getting out of control.”
Jack Handy
“The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land.”
G. K. Chesterton
“People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing”
Will Rogers
“My land is bare of chattering folk; / the clouds are low along the ridges, / and sweet's the air with curly smoke / from all my burning bridges.”
Dorothy Parker
“Apply yourself both now and in the next life. Without effort, you cannot be prosperous. Though the land be good, You cannot have an abundant crop without cultivation.”
Plato
“For what avail the plough or sail, Or land or life, if freedom fail?”
Ralph Waldo Emerson
